Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
friend: sorry, i can't hang out anymore
me: but i showered for you
“party rock is in the house tonight,” I sing quietly to myself as I lie in bed on a Saturday night and open another tab of fanfiction
(Source: coffeeandcheesecake)
~Why So Serious?~
Me: Baby, I'm home..
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Me: Oh, I forgot. He's in Korea.
(Source: lanimalu)
me: why did you just reblog that from them
me: i literally just reblogged that
me: you're following both of us so why'd you reblog it from them and not me
me: is it because you don't like me
me: is it because i'm fat
(Source: r-a-i)
doctor: are you sexually active?
me: ha
me: hahahaha
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
me: HAHA THAT'S A GOOD ONE.
me: OH MY GOD WHAT IS AIR
me: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL OH MY GOD
me: hahaha
me: haaa....
me: whooooooo, that was a good one.
me: no, no i am not.
(Source: metalbender)
Payback..
